- Where do I put my bag? Oh no am I getting undressed too slow, is she going to walk in and catch me with my boobs out? Where shall I put my clothes? Is there CCTV in here… is someone watching me get undressed?
- What if I need to pass wind? Please don’t let me fart during this. Oh God, I’m going to fart, it’s coming, what do I do? Shall I ask to go to the toilet? Shit. Help the fart is going to come out….. I am literally going to fart right now. Oh thank the lord.. I think it’s subsiding! Phew close one.
- Is she judging me? Does she think I’m fat? Do I smell? Has she noticed my weird skin tag/mole/birthmark? What’s she thinking? Does she hate me?
- She could literally kill me right now I am so vulnerable. I am lying here covered in oil half naked with my eyes closed, I hope no-one tries to kill me.
- Relax, relax, she isn’t looking at you..she does this all day, it’s her job! Relax it’s fine, this is enjoyable….
- WOW I’m too relaxed I think I just fell asleep… did I snore? Am I dribbling? What’s going on… where am I? Does she know I was asleep? I’m so relaxed right now I don’t want to leave. It’s quite possible I farted whilst I was asleep. Fuck!
- Is it nearly over? I wonder how much time has gone by, am I halfway through yet?
- Has she left the room? Shall I open my eyes and look or is it best to keep them closed… will she think I’m weird?
- Is there a bogey hanging out of my nose? What do I do?
- Her hands are like magic, this is amazing, why don’t I have this done more often? Like every other day.
- It smells so good in here, and the music is wonderful, this is like the best day ever…
What thoughts go through your mind when having a massage / facial / beauty treatment?